You'd be just like people, Dinah.
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Me: Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
Me: I DID MY WAITING!
Mom: Oh, god, not again.
Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
Mom: Every time.
Me: IN AZKABAN!
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Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
But Depp’s love interest, Helena Bonham Carter, should be played by Johnny Depp.
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Have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
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